Monday, June 10, 2013

E3 2013 Coverage Overview /or/ Drink my way through E3 Part I.

Blog below, but here are all the relevant links so you can keep on top of today’s press conferences and coverage:

Game Trailers E3 coverage: http://www.gametrailers.com/e3
My twitter feed... Do it: https://twitter.com/DrNed
My friend Jeff Grubb is boots on the ground at E3: https://twitter.com/JeffGrubb

It’s that time again. Time to have staggeringly repetitious corporate-ese shoved down our ear holes. Time to begin waiting impatiently for debuted games that won’t release for a further three years. Time to wonder at the top of our lungs (or caps lock keys) how the fuck Microsoft fell so far off the wagon. Time to use alcohol and the ensuing drunk as a coping mechanism. Time for E3, ladies and gentlemen.


So, here’s the deal: I know the blogs have been a little scant lately. Can’t be helped, I’m working on a number of huge projects and the concept of stopping for even a moment feels like a defeat. So I haven’t stopped, haven’t blogged. For that I’m sorry. But there will be E3 coverage here... Well, not coverage as much as drunken, possibly angry, possibly starry-eyed analysis of big announcements. Also some small announcements if I think they’re important enough/hilarious.

To that end, this is how it’ll work. I’m going to upload either written or recorded commentary all day on the front page of the blog, I’ll be hurling brain feces at your screen near constantly from my twitter feed, and I’ll do and end of day wrap up (again either recorded or written... though my speech may be slurred by that point). All of the preceding will be filled to the brim with relevant news/video links.

Now, to my drinking: There will be some. Audio logs might be a bit slurred. Words might be missing from sentences. Video editing might be nonsensical to the point of bordering on a Tool video from 1995. Jokes, however, might be hilarious. We won’t know until we get there, will we? Join me, won’t you? 

It’s time to drink our way through E3.

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